英語小笑話

　　笑一笑，十年少。愁一愁，白了頭。大家一直在學(xué)英語，難免有些枯燥，下面是小編為您收集整理的英語小笑話，希望大家開心!

　　它咬人嗎

　　Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

　　"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.

　　"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

　　在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見我通過了今天的考試?！?/p>

　　“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛的。據(jù)說夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。

　　“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格?！睖氛f。

　　兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)

　　Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

　　Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

　　Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.

　　護(hù)士：手術(shù)后你感覺怎樣?

　　病人：十分好，只是我能感覺到我體內(nèi)有兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)。

　　護(hù)士：怪不得給你做手術(shù)的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。

　　生日

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。